Melka Jul vol. 9

1.       Invidia – I slekt med Nemesis (del I)

2.       The Air-Conditioned Nightmare – As the city keeps on living

3.       Gcell – Party girls

4.       Kai – My name is Kai

5.       Konstabel Schnabel – Batterei mit uns

6.       Losby Arbeiderforening – Marigold

7.       Benny Toledo – All tomorrow’s parties

8.       Trompetistens Rettferdige Harme – Anstendigheten

9.       Farmasi – K.R.

10.   Loco_olavo – Party pants

11.   Benny Toledo – Cailla (bonfire-version)

12.   Miami Device – Show me the way to the cabana party

13.   Losby Arbeiderforening – Feil side av Fjellhamar

14.   Invidia – I slekt med Nemesis (del II)

15.   Aleksander Losby Nilsen & gjengen – Reparere


         

The Air-Conditioned Nightmare – As the city keeps on living

(S. Tønnesen)


I wear a ring upon my finger

To remember my wife

The timer wired to my stove

Is meant to save my life

Just fragments meant to give peace

But this intel won't bring relief

 

Don't need another man's permission

For walking outside

Don't need some tree lovin' physician

as a touring guide

A number or name may get lost

In a self centered pond of life costs

 

Faucets drain a life lived and known

Moments preserved and owned are forever lost

Causes clear while all means were thrown

Loved ones are put on hold or cleanly blanked out

Forgive this

A plead from cerebral slur

Forgive this

A message that's never  heard

Someone inside loved you

 

Don't know the people smiling at me from my bedroom walls

Don't know why strangers scheme on at me,  placing random calls

I remember a ring worn and lost

In a self centered pond of life costs

 

Faucets drain a life lived and known

Moments preserved and owned are forever lost

Causes clear while all means were thrown

Loved ones are put on hold or cleanly blanked out

Forgive this

A plead through cerebral slur

Forgive this

I'm scanning but no one's her

Someone inside loved you



Gcell – Party girls
(G. F. Lien)


It’s that time of the year

Snow is in the air

Beer is chilling on the fire escape

Women’s night is finally taking shape

 

In 406, we’ll show our tricks

Cosmopolitan swirls

We’re the party girls

Eight hot chicks at the 406

Pictures and pearls

We’re the party girls

 

Wine glasses refilled

Girls are getting thrilled

Time to pass on the travelling wood

The winning reason better be good

 

In 406, we’ll show our tricks

Cosmopolitan swirls

We’re the party girls

Eight hot chicks at the 406

Pictures and pearls

We’re the party girls

 

Drinking games are played

Naughtiness portrayed

 

Kai – My name is Kai

(K. Hagen)


Verse 1:
Hey, my name is Kai
and I got it going on
the world is my oyster
I know how to open it

Prechorus:
I got something to tell you girl
and as you lean in I'll spit in your ear

Chorus:
Yes, girls and breasts
is what i like best
I'll never rest
until you know I'm the best!!

Verse 2:
Yes, I´m Kai
you've probably heard of me
the crazy-ass casanova
and trouble with a capital P

Prechorus 2:
If you know what is best for you
You better leave my sight right now

Chorus

Bridge:
When I´m walking down the street
If i see girls in bikinis
as i often do
they usually give them to me
I add them all to my collection

Chorus

Konstabel Schnabel – Batterei mit uns
(S. Fagerlid/P.K. Dragseth/O.K. Vestbekken)


für de mensch
für de mensch
für de mensch

ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
 ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
 ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel
ich bin konstabel schnabel

mit eine batterei du bist frei

für de mensch
für de mensch
für de mensch
für de mensch

mit eine batterei du bist frei

für de mensch

Losby Arbeiderforening – Marigold

(S.Tønnesen)

Jeg heiv ei tynn ei neri i halsen

Hilsa pent på Marigåll

Slang et par skilling til barkarn, holdt hue kaldt.

 

Jeg heiv ei tynn ei neri halsen

Snakka varnt til Marigåll

Slang et par skilling til barkarn, holdt hue kaldt.

 

Heiv ei ny tynn ei neri halsen

Satt meg nære Marigåll

Slang et par skilling til barkarn, holdt hue kaldt.

 

Det fær ei Føhn-vind over Lørenskog

og kvinsa spring frem over alt

Vi må nok kjøle ned med whisky

For Langvannet er fortsatt kaldt

 

Jeg heiv ei tynn ei neri halsen

Snakka varnt til Marigåll

Slang et par skilling til barkarn, holdt hue kaldt.

 

Heiv ei ny tynn ei neri halsen

Satt meg nære Marigåll

Slang et par skilling til barkarn, holdt hue kaldt.

 

Det fær ei Føhn-vind over Lørenskog

og kvinsa spring frem over alt 

Vi må nok kjøle ned med whisky 

For Langvannet er fortsatt kaldt

 

Jeg heiv ei tynn ei neri halsen

Strauk låret til Marigåll

Slang et par skilling til barkarn, holdt hue kaldt.

 

Jeg fikk ei tynn ei kylt i trynet

av ei amper Marigåll

Slang et par skilling til barkarn, holdt hue kaldt.

 


Benny Toledo – All tomorrow’s parties

(S. Tønnesen)

Just beat our heads until our own extinction

Product of our time, but our own invention

How about talking about you?

 

Ironic laughs during intervention

Intimacy slain by celeb pretension

How about talking about you?

 

Imitate our own intimidation

Open up a wound, inspire the nation

A documentary of Fonzie’s castration

It’s still a secret, just in gloss

Acting out surprised at your dad’s cremation

Dragging in the press for your sperm donation

A book release to hide your desperation

It’s still a secret, just in gloss

 

Cheap or humane

Water cooler talk eliminates the rain

Feel the blood or the pain

As another career circles down the drain

Let ‘em bleed

Let ‘em blow

Through the grain

 

We know the beat to our own extinction

No one’s gonna cry, it’s our own invention

How about talking about you?

 

A muffled laugh causing a detention

Dick relieved of pants causing a suspension

How about talking about you?

 

Trompetistens Rettferdige Harme – Anstendigheten
(S. Tønnesen)

Det var en januardag da jeg så henne smile

Hun pekte mot begeret til støyen av biler

Ansiktet numment av kulda i byen

I Sofienbergvinden glemmer man sine vyer

Jeg nikket høflig og svarte ”beklager”

Men inni meg tenkte jeg: ”Hva faen behager?

Skal du plage en stakkar som skal inn på Rimi

Og kjøpe inn lunsjen; noe ferdig-sashimi

Skal du tigge deg rik, er det det du mener?

Jeg har jobba litt for disse spenna jeg tjener

Var du norsk narkoman, du litt støtte fortjener

Men for meg er du bare en plagsom rumener"

 

Setter inn dødsstøtet mot alt anstendig i meg

Uflaks er alle andres feil

På tide å minnes litt vennlighet

Eller bare menneskelighet

 

Vi har innprenta i oss, det er for mange skjebner

Til å kunne ta ansvar for verdens problemer

Og hvis alle gjør sitt, vil ikke verden synge

Vi for alltid vil være en menneskelig søppeldynge

Du vil som regel ha fullt med problemer

I hverdagens Norge, en firmaets streber

Mens leppene omslutter samfunnets spener

Håper du å se velferden knele

Men du vil ikke gi sjøl til en fattig rumener

Vi bør kutte ned bistand, på puben du mener

De får takke seg sjøl, dette handler om gener

Vi kan’ke ta ansvar for en dau rumener

 

Setter inn dødsstøtet mot alt anstendig i meg

Uflaks er alle andres feil

På tide å minnes litt vennlighet

Eller bare menneskelighet

 

Loco_olavo – Party pants
(S. Tønnesen)

There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited

Neon sign is flashing “vacancy “

There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited

BBQ and punchbowl is on me

 

Directions found on my Facebook-wall

Or just take bus 363

These pants were made for party

Come share them with me

 

There’s a party in my pants, you’re all invited;

Heterosexual shemales and newbies

So leave the gift back at your house

But show up packing

Party has just one admission fee

 

My credit card covers Spotify

So the soundtrack is under control

A little jazzy at first, then we go rock n’roll

 

Strictly beginners

We live and we learn

Give the pants the love that they yearn

Room filled with sinners

Nude, sweaty but stern

STD’s follow carpet burns

Carpet burns….

 

There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited

Skip the nightcap and go straight booty

There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited

I’m the last tip of humanity

 

I’ve got mechanical air withdrawal

To reduce humidity

Our love will pour endlessly

Cum party with me

 

 

Benny Toledo – Cailla (bonfire-version)
(S. Tønnesen)

 

Most kids are outta town , but I'm not gonna leave

Summer's kicking in, I'll check what's up Mounthammer's sleeve

Try local coffee shop, though I don't drink coffee

If Cailla's not at work, I'll lift a Penthouse magazine

 

Fly's flown overseas, but I still worry that he

steals attention from the girl that I've come to see

Between the coffee beans, she's an almost nine

I buy a popsicle, and to a chair resign

 

Thus came another summer to pass

I don't know back then, but now I wish it would last

Time fades in while memory seperates and blanks out

and you're better off without

 

Parking house skateboarding and I'm afraid to fall

Westcreek's got a plan:  Late-Night-Balloon-Heist n' Haul

Juense wants fake IDs, so we can buy alkahall

He heard rumours of parties we're not invited to at all

 

Thus came another summer to pass

I don't know back then, but now I wish it would last

Time fades in while memory seperates and blanks out

Leaves every photo without a cloud

 

A specie that needs reminders of bad things

Practical for survival, not to hold, and to cherish, to keep

You know Cailla was never into you

But she played along, and you got to see a tit once

 

Most kids are out of town , but I'm not gonna leave

Cailla's in her shop, and just like me she's fifteen

She seems to like me when we're talking casually

But if I make a move, she'll pull her hand away from me

 

Thus came another summer to pass

I don't know back then, but now I wish it would last

Time fades in while memory seperates and blanks out

Leaves every photo without a cloud

 

Miami Device - Show me the way to the cabana party
(S. Tønnesen)

Show me the way to the cabana party

I wanna be at the cabana party

Everyone is at the cabana party tonight

 

So the Saturday’s up, and the bitch is out

And the beach is in, and the motherfucker’s ready for sin

We got the boys, and the sunblock kit

We’re all down with it, gimme that sandy shit

 

Stereo’s on the shoulder and sunglasses on

We’ve put on our speedos ‘cause the winter is gone

Everyone’s on fire cause the party is on tonight

Show me the way to the cabana party
I wanna be at the cabana party
Everyone is at the cabana party tonight

We got a badass sixpack and them floaties on

We wears a UVA-block just to fuck with the sun

We got a telescopic eye for some bitches that are up for fun


Stereo’s on the shoulder and sunglasses on

We’ve put on our speedos ‘cause the winter is gone

Everyone’s on fire cause the party is on tonight


Show me the way to the cabana party
I wanna be at the cabana party
Everyone is at the cabana party tonight


It will be a bonfire tonight



Losby Arbeiderforening – Feil side av Fjellhamar

(S. Tønnesen)

Jeg vokst opp på Blåkollen med far min

Klart oss greit fra mor drakk seg i hjel

Skul' bli mann før jeg fann det var forskjell på folk

Og et skille på Fjellhamar

 

Så jeg starta på lokalskolen

Gikk i klasse med hu' jeg fikk kjær

Men det gikk minst ti år før jeg oppdaga først

At jeg elska Vår Bache-Skiaer

 

Vår var oppdratt på Øvre Grønli

Hadde kjoler som året har dar

Men jeg vann henne først, og snart møttes vi fast

Det var sommer på Fjellhamar

 

Soss eller pakk, mens vi bælma, de drakk

Og skillet gikk ved stasjon

Pomp eller krakk, vi bar kniver, de stakk

Og skillet gikk ved stasjon

For feil side av Fjellhamar

For feil side av Fjellhamar

 

Vår blei introdusert for gjengen

Som fulgt meg sia jeg pjokken var

Vi på gressbakken sang, mens vi kylte ned sprit

Vi var konger på Fjellhamar

 

Men med sensommeren kom mørke skyer

Da jeg skjønt gutta hadd sin tvil

Min venninne var en soss og dem skar vi med kniv

Jeg var blenda av horesmil

 

Soss eller pakk, mens vi bælma, de drakk

Og skillet gikk ved stasjon

Pomp eller krakk, vi bar kniver, de stakk

Og skillet gikk ved stasjon

For feil side av Fjellhamar

For feil side av Fjellhamar

 

Så vi la en slags plan før vi gikk til aksjon

Og jeg ba henne møte meg sent ved stasjon

En våt kveld i august blei den tillit jeg bygd

Brutt mens jeg og tre venner tvang jenta på rygg

Og jeg så neri bakken, unnvek hennes blikk

Mine venner fra barnsbein skreik: "Hora treng pikk!"

Da hun sprang, hennes lår var som pensla med rødt

Og jeg undra på hvem som egentlig var født

På feil side av Fjellhamar

 

Jeg ser aldri meg sjøl i speilet

Uten å minnes hvordan hun var

Sommeruker med Vår var de beste jeg levd

På feil side av Fjellhamar

 

Soss eller pakk, mens vi bælma, de drakk

Og skillet gikk ved stasjon

Pomp eller krakk, vi bar kniver, de stakk

Og skillet gikk ved stasjon

For feil side av Fjellhamar

For feil side av Fjellhamar


Aleksander Losby Nilsen & gjengen - Reparere

(A. Buer)


Reparere
Reparere
Reparere
Reparere


etc.